You're in California! There are zoos! And you're friends with Wanda. Just tell her you want to see monkeys. ...But be careful how you say it, because this monkey came into being because Kon jokingly said he wished he had one and Wanda *created* it and then Kon wanted to put it in a zoo and Wanda freaked out. So now I HAVE A MONKEY IN MY APARTMENT AND I DON'T LIKE MONKEYS.