Dick rushed to her side. "I'm here, Cissie. Don't move."

"Hey! Immediate relatives only!" one of the paramedics said.

"I'm her guardian's boyfriend," Dick said. "And please don't argue about my right to be here. I have Kate Spencer on speed dial, and I would just love to have a chance to bring this to court and make big strides for gay rights. The question is, can your hospital afford it? I can. Bruce Wayne is my father."