20 Reasons I Hate the Paparazzi [a pictorial]

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Okay. So I know I've got an Olympic medal and I've done some acting and commercials and stuff, but SERIOUSLY, I am not that interesting. I had to wait half an hour before I could leave practice this afternoon! And that was because the stupid paparazzi figured out my secret exit!! GYAH.

I hate them. Let me show you why.

To start, I would really like to know how crossing the street is SO DAMN INTERESTING:







OMG, SHE WENT SHOPPING, WHAT DID SHE BUY??







I mean... SERIOUSLY? They took a picture of my GROCERY BAG.



She also travels. I am in the AIRPORT, people. Leave me alone!





And, oh, my car is FASCINATING:





Look, she can drive!



But, I mean. SERIOUSLY???





I do NOT APPROVE.

I am kind of not known for being very cooperative with the paparazzi. I wonder why:







This look is 'I will throw my coffee on you, get out of my way now damn it':



This one is... well, I think I am saying something unpleasant:



I call this one 'Do Not Want':



And this is 'move it or I will run you over, I swear to god':

Comments

[ihavettk.livejournal.com]

I could totally do that too! Though I'm probably not the best person. I mean, there's the new Terra who could probably do it in like, half a second. Or Geoforce. Can Geoforce do that kinda thing?

[cisskabob.livejournal.com]

I don't really know who either of them are! But I will take your word for it. ;) I'll manage, though. Sooner or later someone more exciting will do something, and I'm pretty sure once this coming competition is over I'll be less interesting. I hope. :-p

[ihavettk.livejournal.com]

Yeah, don't worry, you're totally boring.

...

In a good way, I mean.

[cisskabob.livejournal.com]

...You are such a dork.

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