20 Reasons I Hate the Paparazzi [a pictorial]

[notarrowette]

Okay. So I know I've got an Olympic medal and I've done some acting and commercials and stuff, but SERIOUSLY, I am not that interesting. I had to wait half an hour before I could leave practice this afternoon! And that was because the stupid paparazzi figured out my secret exit!! GYAH.

I hate them. Let me show you why.

To start, I would really like to know how crossing the street is SO DAMN INTERESTING:







OMG, SHE WENT SHOPPING, WHAT DID SHE BUY??







I mean... SERIOUSLY? They took a picture of my GROCERY BAG.



She also travels. I am in the AIRPORT, people. Leave me alone!





And, oh, my car is FASCINATING:





Look, she can drive!



But, I mean. SERIOUSLY???





I do NOT APPROVE.

I am kind of not known for being very cooperative with the paparazzi. I wonder why:







This look is 'I will throw my coffee on you, get out of my way now damn it':



This one is... well, I think I am saying something unpleasant:



I call this one 'Do Not Want':



And this is 'move it or I will run you over, I swear to god':

Comments

[ihavettk.livejournal.com]

:-( That sucks, Ciss. Want to take the secret sky exit? I'm pretty sure they don't know about that one yet.

[cisskabob.livejournal.com]

Thanks, Kon. I might take you up on that next time! (Bart suggested having you build me an underground exit. ;))

[ihavettk.livejournal.com]

I could totally do that too! Though I'm probably not the best person. I mean, there's the new Terra who could probably do it in like, half a second. Or Geoforce. Can Geoforce do that kinda thing?

[cisskabob.livejournal.com]

I don't really know who either of them are! But I will take your word for it. ;) I'll manage, though. Sooner or later someone more exciting will do something, and I'm pretty sure once this coming competition is over I'll be less interesting. I hope. :-p

This will make you feel better.

[butimwondergirl.livejournal.com]

Bruce Wayne is perplexed by the parking meter:


Also, ((hugs)).

AND: you are cute :)

Re: This will make you feel better.

[notakidflash.livejournal.com]

I hear this happens a lot...

[cisskabob.livejournal.com]

Parking meters are very confusing?

[notakidflash.livejournal.com]

Maybe they are! I wouldn't know. I don't drive.

(Seriously, how does anyone drive? It's soooooo sloooooooow.)

Re: This will make you feel better.

[butimwondergirl.livejournal.com]

Where's Alfred when you need him? ;)

Re: This will make you feel better.

[notakidflash.livejournal.com]

Heh, no kidding. How does Brucie get through a day without him?

Okay, you're right!

[cisskabob.livejournal.com]

::laughs:: All right, at least I know how to work a parking meter. ♥ And aw, thanks Cass. I think you're a little biased, but thanks. ;) ::hugs!::

But Cass! NOTHING IS SACRED:





SEE!!

[butimwondergirl.livejournal.com]

Yes, you don't look clueless in your pictures. Mostly you look mean! <3

GAH. CRAZY. I'm sorry it bugs you.

[cisskabob.livejournal.com]

Haha, I suppose that's because I'm usually ready to break me some cameras. ;)

It's all right. It's not always THAT bad, but it gets irritating. And they can be mean sometimes. (Also, they remind me of my ex-boyfriend, blech.)

[nokidflash.livejournal.com]

I love your short-shorts.

[cisskabob.livejournal.com]

I know you do. ;) I don't mind YOU paying attention to them. I'd just like SOME decency from those guys.

I mean. Seriously. Pictures of my BACK, Bart. Come on. >_<

[nokidflash.livejournal.com]

So in that one where you're leaning into your car, we can sort of see your butt.

I'm just saying.

I'm glad it's my butt.

I mean.

Your butt.

But mine, too. <3

I know they suck, Ciss. Want me to run us to Africa for the weekend?

[cisskabob.livejournal.com]

:P Yes. Remind me not to wear those out in public again, okay?

Heh. Dork. <3 It's yours too, yes. Because I'm yours.

Africa, huh? Why Africa?

*isn't SWS, but doesn't care*

[lost-robin.livejournal.com]

...you know you can rehire me, right?

*this was meant for either/both verses, so it's all good! :D*

[cisskabob.livejournal.com]

Oh, it's tempting. Hopefully interest will die down again after the competition this weekend.

Of course, they're after Tim as much as me, so I'm just waiting for some incredibly ridiculous headlines about us to pop up. :P

Re: *this was meant for either/both verses, so it&#39;s all good! :D*

[lost-robin.livejournal.com]

Lemme know, seriously.

*chuckles* I anticipate the pulp.

[cisskabob.livejournal.com]

I will. Thanks, Jason.

::laughs:: You just want new material to tease Tim with.

[traya-tornado.livejournal.com]

Three of the people who took those photos have flights in the next few days. Would it be wrong of me to divert their tickets to Alaska and their luggage to Mexico City?

*looks innocent*

[cisskabob.livejournal.com]

Oh, this is where I'm supposed to discourage you, isn't it?

[traya-tornado.livejournal.com]

I'd hoped you wouldn't.

*grins*

And if something else works the gossip mags are in for a nasty surprise if they try to print pics of you.

[cisskabob.livejournal.com]

...I'm almost afraid to ask, but I have to. What did you do?