cisskabob

( Five Things Meme )

Five people I tag (though only if they want to do this):
[SWS!]
-Bart
-Cassie
-Kon
-Tim
-Steph
Anyone else who feels like doing it!

[OTC!]
-Tim
-Kon
-Bernard
-Roy
-Traya

And for you boys, go ahead and substitute pockets or wallets for purse. Or utility belts. ;)

All right. Bernard said JESUS wants me to do this meme. I can't really argue with that, can I?

A
• Are you available?: No.
• What is your age?: Seventeen
• What annoys you?: Stupid people

( And there are 25 letters to go. )

MissCiss28: Hey handsome
W1ndrboy003: Hey yourself, beautiful.
MissCiss28: how're you, my love?
W1ndrboy003: Not bad. You?
MissCiss28: I'm okay
W1ndrboy003: Just okay?
MissCiss28: You know, most people take "okay" at face value

( Most people are not your boyfriend. )

[OOC: Sadly, no one can see this. ;) It happened sometime between Christmas and New Years, and Cissie would be horrified if Roy knew she was angsting about the guardianship thing.]

Seriously, lube-wrestling? In Speedos? Whose brilliant idea was that, so I know the right ass to kick? Is it me or does that sound like something you would rent from the curtained area of the video store?

Boys. Girls would never come up with this. ...Okay, maybe we would, but we would never get each other to do this sort of thing. We'd find some boys stupid enough to agree to do it for us.

Also, I am indeed a straight woman, and I am not insane. The idea of seeing my very hot boyfriend oiled up and in short shorts really doesn't bother me. At all.

I am not thrilled about other people seeing him like that, thankyouverymuch.

However, the other person oiled up and in a Speedo is Kon, who is essentially my brother. And also invulnerable and in possession of superpowers like speed and strength and the ever popular TTK.

...He is going up against Tim, though, and that is why I feel this will end badly for all parties.

You two had just better not wind up hurting each other, yourselves, or causing any kind of physical damage to one another because then I will HAVE to find an ass to kick, I swear to God. This situation just has coercion and disaster written all over it.




So. I am not insane. I am over-protective, possessive and occasionally unreasonable. But not insane.

Besides, someone should be defending Tim's honor.