BOYS!

[notarrowette]

Seriously, lube-wrestling? In Speedos? Whose brilliant idea was that, so I know the right ass to kick? Is it me or does that sound like something you would rent from the curtained area of the video store?

Boys. Girls would never come up with this. ...Okay, maybe we would, but we would never get each other to do this sort of thing. We'd find some boys stupid enough to agree to do it for us.

Also, I am indeed a straight woman, and I am not insane. The idea of seeing my very hot boyfriend oiled up and in short shorts really doesn't bother me. At all.

I am not thrilled about other people seeing him like that, thankyouverymuch.

However, the other person oiled up and in a Speedo is Kon, who is essentially my brother. And also invulnerable and in possession of superpowers like speed and strength and the ever popular TTK.

...He is going up against Tim, though, and that is why I feel this will end badly for all parties.

You two had just better not wind up hurting each other, yourselves, or causing any kind of physical damage to one another because then I will HAVE to find an ass to kick, I swear to God. This situation just has coercion and disaster written all over it.




So. I am not insane. I am over-protective, possessive and occasionally unreasonable. But not insane.

Besides, someone should be defending Tim's honor.

Comments

[ihavettk.livejournal.com]

I'm not allowed to use the powers that I can't turn off, and like you said, it's Tim.

Don't worry, neither of us want to actually hurt either of us.

It was hard enough when I was mind controlled. It would be even worse if I did it when in my own mind.

It's just us being goofy. We'll be careful, I promise.

[cisskabob.livejournal.com]

I know, I know. You get that I'm just being over-protective--of both of you?

[ihavettk.livejournal.com]

I do. I'm just being a good friend and comforting you in your hour of need.

[father-archer.livejournal.com]

*roars with laughter*

Oh, oh my...

Are they selling tickets?