20 Reasons I Hate the Paparazzi [a pictorial]

[notarrowette]

Okay. So I know I've got an Olympic medal and I've done some acting and commercials and stuff, but SERIOUSLY, I am not that interesting. I had to wait half an hour before I could leave practice this afternoon! And that was because the stupid paparazzi figured out my secret exit!! GYAH.

I hate them. Let me show you why.

To start, I would really like to know how crossing the street is SO DAMN INTERESTING:







OMG, SHE WENT SHOPPING, WHAT DID SHE BUY??







I mean... SERIOUSLY? They took a picture of my GROCERY BAG.



She also travels. I am in the AIRPORT, people. Leave me alone!





And, oh, my car is FASCINATING:





Look, she can drive!



But, I mean. SERIOUSLY???





I do NOT APPROVE.

I am kind of not known for being very cooperative with the paparazzi. I wonder why:







This look is 'I will throw my coffee on you, get out of my way now damn it':



This one is... well, I think I am saying something unpleasant:



I call this one 'Do Not Want':



And this is 'move it or I will run you over, I swear to god':

Comments

*this was meant for either/both verses, so it's all good! :D*

[cisskabob.livejournal.com]

Oh, it's tempting. Hopefully interest will die down again after the competition this weekend.

Of course, they're after Tim as much as me, so I'm just waiting for some incredibly ridiculous headlines about us to pop up. :P

Re: *this was meant for either/both verses, so it's all good! :D*

[lost-robin.livejournal.com]

Lemme know, seriously.

*chuckles* I anticipate the pulp.

[cisskabob.livejournal.com]

I will. Thanks, Jason.

::laughs:: You just want new material to tease Tim with.

[lost-robin.livejournal.com]

me? Tease? Never. Never ever!

[cisskabob.livejournal.com]

Oh, right. I must have you confused with another Jason. ;)

[lost-robin.livejournal.com]

Definitely. That happens sometimes.