MYL 86.1: Make a list of things you always wanted to say out loud

[notarrowette]

Make a list of things you always wanted to say out loud:

-I love you. (Fortunately, I do get to say this. ♥)
-Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn. (CAN YOU BLAME ME??)
-We don't need no stinking plans. (HA.)
-We're not in Kansas anymore.
-You can't handle the truth!
-Tomorrow is another day!
-Here's looking at you, Kid.
-I'll have what she's having. ;)

...I think all this list does is prove that I'm a giant dork and I need to watch fewer movies.

Comments

[speedymcbart.livejournal.com]

I don't really do subtle, and if I did I think I'd know that "you turn me on" is pretty much as subtle as an anvil falling on your head.

(THAT IS NOT SUBTLE AT ALL, TIM. NOT AT ALL.)

[mrsarcastic003]

...Point. Fine, next time I decide to be silly with my girlfriend, I will put it behind a lock, so we don't gross you out. Deal?

OOC: ACK wrong journal. I fail. :-(

[speedymcbart.livejournal.com]

Deal! And next time I do something offensive to your very soul I'll do the same!


There's no failing in baseball! Don't worry.

[mrsarcastic003]

You make it sound like I was boiling kittens.

[speedymcbart.livejournal.com]

Every time you talk about sex, a kitten dies... so you kinda were.

[mrsarcastic003]

That's ridiculous. There would be no kittens left, for the amount that people talk about sex.

[speedymcbart.livejournal.com]

Huh?

No. Just you. Just when you talk about sex.

[mrsarcastic003]

That seems a little unfair. And Grayson survived kittenhood admirably, even though I talk about sex.

[speedymcbart.livejournal.com]

You probably killed the kitten population of Micronesia.

[mrsarcastic003]

I would feel guilty if I believed you. However, I think the kittens of Micronesia are completely unaffected by how often I talk about sex.

[speedymcbart.livejournal.com]

Have you been to Micronesia lately? I have. All those dead kittens are on your head, dude.

[mrsarcastic003]

I weep tears of deepest agony at the knowledge.

[speedymcbart.livejournal.com]

[mrsarcastic003]

...Okay, that's pretty adorable.