20 Reasons I Hate the Paparazzi [a pictorial]

[notarrowette]

Okay. So I know I've got an Olympic medal and I've done some acting and commercials and stuff, but SERIOUSLY, I am not that interesting. I had to wait half an hour before I could leave practice this afternoon! And that was because the stupid paparazzi figured out my secret exit!! GYAH.

I hate them. Let me show you why.

To start, I would really like to know how crossing the street is SO DAMN INTERESTING:







OMG, SHE WENT SHOPPING, WHAT DID SHE BUY??







I mean... SERIOUSLY? They took a picture of my GROCERY BAG.



She also travels. I am in the AIRPORT, people. Leave me alone!





And, oh, my car is FASCINATING:





Look, she can drive!



But, I mean. SERIOUSLY???





I do NOT APPROVE.

I am kind of not known for being very cooperative with the paparazzi. I wonder why:







This look is 'I will throw my coffee on you, get out of my way now damn it':



This one is... well, I think I am saying something unpleasant:



I call this one 'Do Not Want':



And this is 'move it or I will run you over, I swear to god':

Comments

[ihavettk.livejournal.com]

:-( That sucks, Ciss. Want to take the secret sky exit? I'm pretty sure they don't know about that one yet.

This will make you feel better.

[butimwondergirl.livejournal.com]

Bruce Wayne is perplexed by the parking meter:


Also, ((hugs)).

AND: you are cute :)

Re: This will make you feel better.

[notakidflash.livejournal.com]

I hear this happens a lot...

[cisskabob.livejournal.com]

Thanks, Kon. I might take you up on that next time! (Bart suggested having you build me an underground exit. ;))

Okay, you're right!

[cisskabob.livejournal.com]

::laughs:: All right, at least I know how to work a parking meter. ♥ And aw, thanks Cass. I think you're a little biased, but thanks. ;) ::hugs!::

But Cass! NOTHING IS SACRED:





SEE!!

[cisskabob.livejournal.com]

Parking meters are very confusing?

[nokidflash.livejournal.com]

I love your short-shorts.

[notakidflash.livejournal.com]

Maybe they are! I wouldn't know. I don't drive.

(Seriously, how does anyone drive? It's soooooo sloooooooow.)

[ihavettk.livejournal.com]

I could totally do that too! Though I'm probably not the best person. I mean, there's the new Terra who could probably do it in like, half a second. Or Geoforce. Can Geoforce do that kinda thing?

Re: This will make you feel better.

[butimwondergirl.livejournal.com]

Where's Alfred when you need him? ;)

Re: This will make you feel better.

[notakidflash.livejournal.com]

Heh, no kidding. How does Brucie get through a day without him?

[butimwondergirl.livejournal.com]

Yes, you don't look clueless in your pictures. Mostly you look mean! <3

GAH. CRAZY. I'm sorry it bugs you.

Re: This will make you feel better.

[butimwondergirl.livejournal.com]

Well, have you ever known Alfred to take a vacation? He doesn't!


....Now I want to send him flowers or something.

Re: This will make you feel better.

[notakidflash.livejournal.com]

Tell me about it. The man deserves... I don't know. Something really awesome. He takes care of the entire crazy family (yes, that includes your boyfriend, and my best friend), without batting an eye over how nuts they get.

Re: This will make you feel better.

[butimwondergirl.livejournal.com]

(XD) We should throw him a party!

[cisskabob.livejournal.com]

Haha, I suppose that's because I'm usually ready to break me some cameras. ;)

It's all right. It's not always THAT bad, but it gets irritating. And they can be mean sometimes. (Also, they remind me of my ex-boyfriend, blech.)

[cisskabob.livejournal.com]

I know you do. ;) I don't mind YOU paying attention to them. I'd just like SOME decency from those guys.

I mean. Seriously. Pictures of my BACK, Bart. Come on. >_<

[cisskabob.livejournal.com]

You don't drive EVER?

(Well, for those of us who can't run like you guys, driving does come in handy. ;))

[nokidflash.livejournal.com]

So in that one where you're leaning into your car, we can sort of see your butt.

I'm just saying.

I'm glad it's my butt.

I mean.

Your butt.

But mine, too. <3

I know they suck, Ciss. Want me to run us to Africa for the weekend?

[butimwondergirl.livejournal.com]

Of course it does. Don't listen to them when they're mean. (:/ jerk.)

[cisskabob.livejournal.com]

:P Yes. Remind me not to wear those out in public again, okay?

Heh. Dork. <3 It's yours too, yes. Because I'm yours.

Africa, huh? Why Africa?

[nokidflash.livejournal.com]

Okay. But you'll still wear them at home, right?

I know. I love you.

Um, less papparazzi?

[cisskabob.livejournal.com]

If you ask nicely. ;)

I love you too.

True! More malaria, maybe. Can we see giraffes??

[nokidflash.livejournal.com]

Will you please wear those shorts at home? Pretty please?

We can get malaria shots or something. Yes, we can see giraffes. Whatever you want, BB. I can take you anywhere.

[cisskabob.livejournal.com]

You said pretty please. ♥ I will wear the shorts.

YAY giraffes! And MANATEES. I'd like to swim with manatees.

I want to be with you. We don't have to go anywhere--we could lock ourselves in the apartment for the whole weekend. And I could wear the shorts. ;)