MYL 86.1: Make a list of things you always wanted to say out loud

[notarrowette]

Make a list of things you always wanted to say out loud:

-I love you. (Fortunately, I do get to say this. ♥)
-Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn. (CAN YOU BLAME ME??)
-We don't need no stinking plans. (HA.)
-We're not in Kansas anymore.
-You can't handle the truth!
-Tomorrow is another day!
-Here's looking at you, Kid.
-I'll have what she's having. ;)

...I think all this list does is prove that I'm a giant dork and I need to watch fewer movies.

Comments

[mrsarcastic003]

...I think I love you.

[cisskabob.livejournal.com]

You only think you love me?

[mrsarcastic003]

I know I love you, silly girl. But your geek side turns me on.

[cisskabob.livejournal.com]

I love you too. And maybe that's part of the point. ;)

[speedymcbart.livejournal.com]

Double gross.

Don't you guys know how to use LOCKS? Some of us don't want our eyes to bleed out of our heads!

[cisskabob.livejournal.com]

The first thing on that list is "I love you." Did you really think we wouldn't get disgustingly adorable? (Adorable, not gross.)

And you exaggerate! Your eyes are not bleeding out of your head!

[speedymcbart.livejournal.com]

Disgusting = gross! ======================================================================

No, but they will be if you keep talking! My eyes are VERY IMPORTANT FOR SEEING THINGS.

[cisskabob.livejournal.com]

Wait, my talking makes your eyes bleed???

[speedymcbart.livejournal.com]

Huh?

[cisskabob.livejournal.com]

You said if I keep talking, your eyes are going to bleed out of your head!

[speedymcbart.livejournal.com]

If you keep talking about turning Tim on, YES.

[cisskabob.livejournal.com]

OH, Bart.

...How old are you these days, anyway?

[speedymcbart.livejournal.com]

Negative 1085, give or take!

[cisskabob.livejournal.com]

HA. HA. Then I think you're old enough to deal with the fact that your best friends have sex lives. ;)

[speedymcbart.livejournal.com]

OKAY, MY EYES ARE OFFICIALLY BLEEDING. I'M BLINNNNNNNND.

[cisskabob.livejournal.com]

You type very well for a blind person!

[speedymcbart.livejournal.com]

[cisskabob.livejournal.com]

[speedymcbart.livejournal.com]

Gross.

[mrsarcastic003]

No--cute. There's a subtle difference.

[speedymcbart.livejournal.com]

I don't really do subtle, and if I did I think I'd know that "you turn me on" is pretty much as subtle as an anvil falling on your head.

(THAT IS NOT SUBTLE AT ALL, TIM. NOT AT ALL.)

[mrsarcastic003]

...Point. Fine, next time I decide to be silly with my girlfriend, I will put it behind a lock, so we don't gross you out. Deal?

OOC: ACK wrong journal. I fail. :-(

[speedymcbart.livejournal.com]

Deal! And next time I do something offensive to your very soul I'll do the same!


There's no failing in baseball! Don't worry.

[mrsarcastic003]

You make it sound like I was boiling kittens.

[speedymcbart.livejournal.com]

Every time you talk about sex, a kitten dies... so you kinda were.

[mrsarcastic003]

That's ridiculous. There would be no kittens left, for the amount that people talk about sex.

[speedymcbart.livejournal.com]

Huh?

No. Just you. Just when you talk about sex.

[mrsarcastic003]

That seems a little unfair. And Grayson survived kittenhood admirably, even though I talk about sex.

[speedymcbart.livejournal.com]

You probably killed the kitten population of Micronesia.

[mrsarcastic003]

I would feel guilty if I believed you. However, I think the kittens of Micronesia are completely unaffected by how often I talk about sex.

[speedymcbart.livejournal.com]

Have you been to Micronesia lately? I have. All those dead kittens are on your head, dude.

[mrsarcastic003]

I weep tears of deepest agony at the knowledge.

[speedymcbart.livejournal.com]

[mrsarcastic003]

...Okay, that's pretty adorable.