...Okay, yes, that one is kind of strange. But there are other ones that are cleverly funny! Like the Bellybutton song, where the squash is sad he has no bellybutton and the doctor raps this:
"You say your bellybutton's missing, there's no reason for alarm It's a common thing for gourds, it won't do you any harm You're technically a fruit and with that much being said, Your umbilical equivocal is up there on your head! You could opt for a prosthetic but of course you'd have to know It'd be covered by your shirt, but not your HMO!"
See!! Kids' song with four-syllable words! And you have to imagine that being rapped by a caterpillar with an Indian accent.
...Technically he's half-caterpillar, half-worm. But he is okay with that now.
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Date: 2009-04-18 03:56 am (UTC)"You say your bellybutton's missing, there's no reason for alarm
It's a common thing for gourds, it won't do you any harm
You're technically a fruit and with that much being said,
Your umbilical equivocal is up there on your head!
You could opt for a prosthetic but of course you'd have to know
It'd be covered by your shirt, but not your HMO!"
See!! Kids' song with four-syllable words! And you have to imagine that being rapped by a caterpillar with an Indian accent.
...Technically he's half-caterpillar, half-worm. But he is okay with that now.