Ridiculously long meme # 2: Alphabet meme time

[notarrowette]

All right. Bernard said JESUS wants me to do this meme. I can't really argue with that, can I?

A
• Are you available?: No.
• What is your age?: Seventeen
• What annoys you?: Stupid people


B
• Do you know anyone named Billy?: No?
• When is your birthday?: August 12th.
• Who is your best friend?: That's a complicated question. But--Tim.

C
• What's your favorite candy?: Chocolate anything
• Crush?: Tim. ♥
• When was the last time you cried?: ...Not so long ago.

D
• Do you daydream?: Yes.
• What's your favorite kind of dog?: Big and fluffy.
• What day of the week is it?: Friday

E
• How do you like your eggs?: Omelettes
• Have you ever been in the emergency room?: Yes.
• Ever pet an elephant? No

F
• Do you use fly swatters?: When I have to?
• Have you ever used a foghorn?: Yes
• Is there a fan in your room?: At school, yes. Roy's, no.

G
• Do you chew gum?: Occasionally.
• Do you like gummy candies?: Yes.
• Do you like gory movies?: NO.

H
• How are you?: All right.
• What's your height?: 5'7"
• What color is your hair?: Blond.

I
• What's your favorite ice cream?: Chocolate Fudge Brownie
• Have you ever ice skated?: Yes.
• Ever been in an igloo?: No.

J
• What's your favorite Jelly Bean?: Pomegranate!
• Have you ever heard a really hilarious joke?: Yes
• Do you wear jewelry?: Yes

K
• Who do you want to kill? No one.
• Have you ever flown a kite?: Yes.
• Do you think kangaroos are cute?: Yes!

L
• Are you laidback? Sometimes?
• Lions or Tigers?: Tigers. Or lionesses. (I don't know why.)
• Do you like black licorice?: Nooooo!

M
• Favorite movie as a kid?: ...Disney's Robin Hood. You can all shut up now.
• Ever shopped at Moosejaw?: ...I want to now! What is this place?
• Favorite store at the mall?: Bed, Bath and Beyond. Or the sporting good store, or the bookstore.


N
• Do you have a nickname?: Oh yes. My name is technically a nickname!
• What's your favorite number?: 5
• Do you prefer night or day?: Night (old habits die hard?)

O
• What's your one wish?: I don't want to say, in case it jinxes it.
• Are you an only child?: Heh. I grew up as one. But no.
• Do you like the color orange?: No, EW.

P
• What are you most paranoid about?: A lot of things. Losing everyone. Going over the edge again.
• Piercings?: Ears!
• Do you know anyone named Penelope?: Yes--she prefers Penny.

Q
• Are you quick to judge people?: I try not to be.
• Do you like Quaker Oats?: With cinnamon, sugar and milk!
• Know anyone that makes quilts?: I want to learn someday?

R
• Do you think you're always right?: I date Tim. Of course not!
• Do you watch reality TV?: Yes.
• Reason to cry?: I cry too easily, I think.

S
• Do you prefer sun or rain?: Sunshiiiiiiine
• Do you like snow?: Not especially
• What's your favorite season?: Summer!

T
• time is it?: Er--4:31 am.
• What time did you wake up?: I had a nap and woke up from that at 8?

U
• Can you ride a unicycle?: No
• Do you know anyone with a unibrow?: I don't know?
• Uncles do you have?: I don't think I have any of those?

V
• What’s the worst vegetable?: Lima beans
• Did you ever watch Veggie Tales?: Yes! We are the Pirates who don't do anything! Everybody has a water buffalo! WHERE IS MY HAIRBRUSH??
• Ever considered being vegan?: No. I like my meat.

W
• What's your worst habit?: Nail biting?
• Do you like water rides?: Yes!
• Ever been inside a windmill?: Sadly, no.

X
• Have you ever had an x-ray?: Yes.
• Ever used a Xerox machine?: Yep!

Y
• Do you like the color yellow?: I do.
• What year were you born in?: My birth year!
• Do you yell when you're angry?: Sometimes.

Z
• Do you believe in the zodiac?: Not especially
• What's your zodiac sign?: Leo
• When was the last time you went to the zoo?: I don't know

Comments

[bernard-dowd.livejournal.com]

I think it's something you had to see at a certain age for it to be really effective and/or funny.

It'll probably be a lot better if you're drunk and/or high.

[mrsarcastic003]

Sadly, I am neither. Not even on good painkillers.

OH! I'm freeeeee! Finally! Guess who's hitting the streets tonight?!

[bernard-dowd.livejournal.com]

You can have some of mine.

You are! (I'm a good guesser.) I'm not hitting any streets tonight. I've had enough of both of those ideas for a nice, long time.

[mrsarcastic003]

...You have the good painkillers? What's going on? Are you okay?

[bernard-dowd.livejournal.com]

In the hospital. Ask Cissie.

[mrsarcastic003]

Fuck, Bernard. What hospital?

[bernard-dowd.livejournal.com]

I'm fine, really.

[mrsarcastic003]

Bernard...

[bernard-dowd.livejournal.com]

Arlington Urgent Care. Room 134. My window's open.

[mrsarcastic003]

Thank you. I'll be there--probably late. Or early tomorrow morning. I can't really bail on patrol tonight, but I'll be there as soon as I can.

Just--God damn it. You're neighborhood's supposed to be fucking safe!

[bernard-dowd.livejournal.com]

Stop cursing, I'm fine. Kinda slow, and typing takes a lot of concentration, but I'm okay. And technically, I wasn;t in my neighborhood.

[mrsarcastic003]

I'll stop cursing if you tell me what happened.

[bernard-dowd.livejournal.com]

No you won't. I know you, mister.

[mrsarcastic003]

Then what happened was spectacularly bad, and not telling me is only going to piss me off more.

[bernard-dowd.livejournal.com]

It wasn't that bad, moron. Ask Cissie, I don't want to type it.

[mrsarcastic003]

She said you got mugged. And she said you're not giving her details.

[bernard-dowd.livejournal.com]

I don't wanna type it! It takes so looooooooong.

[mrsarcastic003]

Bernaaaaaaaard.

[bernard-dowd.livejournal.com]

Tiiiiiiiiiiiiiim.

[mrsarcastic003]

Please. I'm going to spend my entire patrol freaking out if I don't know what's going on.

[bernard-dowd.livejournal.com]

Nnnnnnnnngh.

Fine. I was walking home, I was downtown because we went clubbing, and I was just kinda walking, and these guys ganged up on me. They were really drunk, and a lot bigger than me, and outnumbered me. I woulda been fine if it was just one, y'know. I got beat up.

And yes, they stole my wallet, those bastards.

[mrsarcastic003]

Mnerg. I am doing self-defense with you. I mean it. Versus multiple opponents, and you're going to be learning nerve strikes.

[bernard-dowd.livejournal.com]

*whines* You suck. That sounds like way too much work. D:

[mrsarcastic003]

Yes, it is work. And totally worth it, because the next time something like this happens, you will be kicking their asses, not the other way around.

[bernard-dowd.livejournal.com]

DDDDDDDD,: