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[OOC: Co-written with [livejournal.com profile] mrsarcastic003! Tim and Cissie have been short on date-time lately, and decided to watch television "together" over instant messenger. Except that Tim doesn't watch much television and the only show they could agree on--and that worked time-wise--is Survivor, which Tim doesn't watch. Because he thinks it's stupid. But Cissie likes it.

Clearly, spoilers for the most recent episode of Survivor, as this is pretty much their running commentary.]


W1ndrBoy003: Remind me why we're watching this?

These people are all a bunch of whiners. Suvivor. Pft. Dump them in the middle of Gotham during No Man's Land. See how well they do.
MissCiss28: We're watching it because you love me. And it's a social experiment. You like those!
W1ndrBoy003: This isn't a social experiment, it's a catastrophe.
MissCiss28: Well--okay. But then it's like a train wreck?
W1ndrBoy003: I guess.
MissCiss28: you just can't help watching?
W1ndrBoy003: ::snort::
MissCiss28: I don't think Ace's accent is real, btw.
W1ndrBoy003: ...You care?
MissCiss28: Tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiim
W1ndrBoy003: Sorry
MissCiss28: I'm pouting now.
W1ndrBoy003: Bah. Sorry
MissCiss28: I'm very pathetic. No you aren't!
W1ndrBoy003: What is this Ace guy? He's all... pimptastic?
MissCiss28: ::laughs::
I think he's putting on a fake accent to get the girls.
and to screw with people
W1ndrBoy003: Cissie--are Olympic champions really this whiny?
MissCiss28: I *hope* not. Am *I*? (Although--some of them are.)
W1ndrBoy003: I don't find you whiny
MissCiss28: Thank you.
Hello, gorilla.
(besides, you can totally blame Cassie for me watching this show. She was all about this when we were in YJ. NOT my fault.)
W1ndrBoy003: I like that electric fish

It pleases me.
MissCiss28: it is kind of cool
::laughs:: you are such a geek
W1ndrBoy003: Bob is apparently awesome?
MissCiss28: He is very awesome.
He built a bench!
W1ndrBoy003: Wow, really?
MissCiss28: Yup--and fixed the hut roof
W1ndrBoy003: I want him on my team.
MissCiss28: He's a physics teacher!
W1ndrBoy003: ...AWESOME

Think he'll come to my school?
MissCiss28: I think he's from Maine--maybe if you ask nicely
W1ndrBoy003: ...And Survivor has become the Discovery Channel. Boom de ya da.
MissCiss28: I love the whole world!
(I *told* you this show was not as bad as you think. ;) Look! Elephant!)
W1ndrBoy003: They look like *kids.*

It's kind of cute.
MissCiss28: hehe--it is. but most people never get to see elephants up close like that except in a zoo
W1ndrBoy003: I thought he said he was taking a kayak. That's a canoe. Dumbass.
MissCiss28: ::laughs:: well, I think the dumbass part is that they went out in a canoe in front of a freaking elephant.
a clearly territorial elephant.
W1ndrBoy003: DON'T STAND IN THE CANOE, MORON.

::eyeroll::
MissCiss28:  ::snorts::
W1ndrBoy003:  Their reactions are amusing.
MissCiss28:  to the elephant? oh yes.
W1ndrBoy003:  No--Kota's reaction to the Fang membership.

The looks on their faces.
MissCiss28:  haha, I know--they're so SHOCKED.
although, to be fair, she did AWESOME in the last competition, and it wasn't fair that she was kicked out
W1ndrBoy003:  Ah.

Hmm.

Are all the competitions like this?
MissCiss28: They're all some level of crazy, yes
but the fruit throwing looks *fun.*
W1ndrBoy003: Heh, I'll try it sometime. Titans morale boost. Throw fruit at your leader.
MissCiss28: ::laughs:: Okay, and I want to witness that.
you could have a club to defend yourself.
W1ndrBoy003: I think that's only fair.

So--who am I rooting for. The least stupid team appears to be Kota?

Or Fang?

Which is the yellow team?
MissCiss28: Kota *is* the least stupid team, and yes, they are the yellow--we want them. They have Awesome Bob, the Physics teacher--who apparently is also a lobsterman.
W1ndrBoy003: Should I be worried?

;-)
MissCiss28: No, silly.
W1ndrBoy003: Fang is winning. That's sad.
MissCiss28: I wouldn't count Kota out
Fang tends to be in the lead and then blow it.
W1ndrBoy003: Ah
MissCiss28: look, see, half a watermelon!
W1ndrBoy003: I approve of the color scheme, by the way
MissCiss28: haha, I am *so* surprised.
W1ndrBoy003: Ace took that in the face.

Nice.
MissCiss28: ::laughs::
who do you think will win?
W1ndrBoy003: Kota--they got more of the big pieces.

I may be being optimistic
MissCiss28: they *did* get half a watermelon
yay Kota!
W1ndrBoy003: I like being right.
MissCiss28: that is shocking information.
poor Sugar.
or--not. she *has* the immunity idol--she's going to go live in luxury for a few days
W1ndrBoy003: ...Good deal.
MissCiss28: it seems like it
W1ndrBoy003: So--better food, huh?
MissCiss28: yeees--this is actually a reward they haven't given out before
(on the show)
W1ndrBoy003: Evil Empire? Is he from Boston?
MissCiss28: ::laughs:: maybe.
so--Fang are the Yankees?
W1ndrBoy003: Damn Yankees.
MissCiss28: haha
my poor Knights fan.
W1ndrBoy003: It's been a *sad* season.
MissCiss28: so I have heard
W1ndrBoy003: ...I am so spoiled.
MissCiss28: what do you mean?
W1ndrBoy003: I see them jump into the water and think "ugh, leeches"
MissCiss28: hahaha! I agree, though.
W1ndrBoy003: But then--we have a pool here.
MissCiss28: You *do* live with Bruce Wayne, love.
W1ndrBoy003: Yes.
MissCiss28: I do *not* like this guy.
W1ndrBoy003: Cry me a river.

This guy.
MissCiss28: exactly--they elected him leader, and he quit as leader not even a full day later
W1ndrBoy003: Nice.
MissCiss28: (I have NO IDEA why they chose him)
Look!! Where was Ace's accent?!
It *changes.* and bothers me.
W1ndrBoy003: ...huh.
MissCiss28: *You* do better accents.
W1ndrBoy003: Of course.
MissCiss28: although that might not really be a fair comparison
W1ndrBoy003: I'm *Robin.*
MissCiss28: there we go!
I was wondering when you'd do that.
W1ndrBoy003: ::laughs::
MissCiss28: I say leave him behind? I don't think it would change the outcome much.
W1ndrBoy003: Me too.
MissCiss28: GC's been known to just sit down and quit in the middle of a challenge.
W1ndrBoy003: Charming.
MissCiss28: indeed
W1ndrBoy003: Another silly challenge.
MissCiss28: blindfolds are always amusing, though.
W1ndrBoy003: ::snicker:: More entertaining when you're on top of a train.
MissCiss28: .....
W1ndrBoy003: What?
MissCiss28: You've been blindfolded on top of a train.
W1ndrBoy003: Well, yeah.
MissCiss28: I suppose it's too much to hope that the train wasn't moving?
W1ndrBoy003: Of course it was.
MissCiss28: I don't really know what to say to that.
So I'll point out how whiny Ace is being.
W1ndrBoy003: He is being whiny.
MissCiss28: Watch, if they lose, it's all because of Sugar.
W1ndrBoy003: Of course.

Don't you know that it's always the woman's fault?
MissCiss28: ohhh, Tim.
It's a good thing I love you.
W1ndrBoy003: You *know* that's not what I mean.
MissCiss28: I do.
W1ndrBoy003: I mean for misogynistic bastards like that who *collect* women.
MissCiss28: ::laughs:: because he's a pimp?
who whines.
W1ndrBoy003: Hmm, disappearing accent again, and yes
MissCiss28: well, when you get hit in the nose with a wooden shield, your accent sometimes changes, duh
W1ndrBoy003: Not *my* accent. I have a good Gotham accent, just like any other kid in this city.

;)
MissCiss28: HAAAA! Can you believe he *listened* to Randy and stopped there? They weren't even on the same tribe before they switched! They've NEVER been on the same tribe.
you are such an adorable dork.
also a liar.
W1ndrBoy003: Why would I lie?

O:-)
MissCiss28: the better question, for time, might be why NOT?
W1ndrBoy003: I'm wounded.
MissCiss28: no, you are not
you are Robin. Lying is your job.
W1ndrBoy003: And my hobby.
MissCiss28: hobby, really?
should I be concerned that my boyfriend is such a master liar?
W1ndrBoy003: I don't lie to you

...Often.
MissCiss28: ::laughs::
W1ndrBoy003: I'm more honest with you than I am with anyone but Dick.

If that helps.
MissCiss28: I love you. (it does.)
W1ndrBoy003: I love you too.

Oh, for God's sake girl, grow a spine!

And a BRAIN.
MissCiss28: Thank you for watching Survivor with me, btw. (you are so secretly enjoying it, you know it.)
Sugar?
W1ndrBoy003: Yes
MissCiss28: yeah.
>_<
come on. If I had the Idol, and I could not keep it on me at all times, I'd at *least* make it harder to find than *that*
W1ndrBoy003: Uh, yeah.
MissCiss28: (because of *course* they look through your stuff.)
W1ndrBoy003: Yes. I would go through everyone's stuff.
MissCiss28: ::laughs::
you would, wouldn't you? you totally went through our stuff at YJ HQ, didn't you?
W1ndrBoy003: I respect the privacy of my teammates.
MissCiss28: ::snort:: and the unofficial answer?
also, I think Jeff is awesome.
W1ndrBoy003: Jeff is the host?
MissCiss28: uh huh
he calls people out and asks the good questions and just watches them all self-destruct.
W1ndrBoy003: One must admire someone like that.
MissCiss28: oh, my dear.
W1ndrBoy003: Should I take notes?
MissCiss28: no, I think he's too old for me.
W1ndrBoy003: ::laughs::
MissCiss28:  ;-)
I think Sugar might not be as stupid as she seems? ...then again, maybe not.
W1ndrBoy003: I hope not.
MissCiss28: I'm hoping she's playing all of them?
It would amuse me.
W1ndrBoy003: They talk about their votes? Whatever happened to secret ballots?
MissCiss28: not in this game! Although they don't know who voted for who until they come home and watch this
W1ndrBoy003: Ah.
MissCiss28: or unless they tell each other, or it's unanimous or something
so what are you doing while you watch this with me, my dear multi-tasking love?
W1ndrBoy003: Updating files.

Oh, god.
MissCiss28: are you watching this in the Cave?
W1ndrBoy003: Batman's been behind me for the past 10 minutes.
MissCiss28: .....
I am not laughing. I promise.
W1ndrBoy003: Uh huh.
MissCiss28: I love you?
W1ndrBoy003: I love you too
MissCiss28: does that mean that Batman was watching Survivor too?
W1ndrBoy003: OW.

He just whacked the back of my head for thinking about that, thanks.
MissCiss28: ::laughs:: sorry!
W1ndrBoy003: Uh huh.

All right, my hour of date-time is up. Time to suit up and head out.
MissCiss28: ::le sigh:: all right, hon. I love you! Be safe!
W1ndrBoy003: Love you, too. I will. Talk to you later, Ciss.
MissCiss28: I will tell you all about Grey's Anatomy later. ;-) I know how you hate missing it.
W1ndrBoy003: ....

'Night!
MissCiss28: Mwah! Love you!


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