OTC: 21.2--What makes you happy/laugh?

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[OOC: Co-written with mrsarcastic003! Tim and Cissie have been short on date-time lately, and decided to watch television "together" over instant messenger. Except that Tim doesn't watch much television and the only show they could agree on--and that worked time-wise--is Survivor, which Tim doesn't watch. Because he thinks it's stupid. But Cissie likes it.

Clearly, spoilers for the most recent episode of Survivor, as this is pretty much their running commentary.]

W1ndrBoy003:	Remind me why we're watching this?
	These people are all a bunch of whiners. Suvivor. Pft. Dump them in the middle of Gotham during No Man's Land. See how well they do.
MissCiss28:	We're watching it because you love me. And it's a social experiment. You like those!
W1ndrBoy003:	This isn't a social experiment, it's a catastrophe.
MissCiss28:	Well--okay. But then it's like a train wreck?
W1ndrBoy003:	I guess.
MissCiss28:	you just can't help watching?
W1ndrBoy003:	::snort::
MissCiss28:	I don't think Ace's accent is real, btw.
W1ndrBoy003:	...You care?
MissCiss28:	Tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiim
W1ndrBoy003:	Sorry
MissCiss28:	I'm pouting now.
W1ndrBoy003:	Bah. Sorry
MissCiss28:	I'm very pathetic. No you aren't!
W1ndrBoy003:	What is this Ace guy? He's all... pimptastic?
MissCiss28:	::laughs::
	I think he's putting on a fake accent to get the girls.
	and to screw with people
W1ndrBoy003:	Cissie--are Olympic champions really this whiny?
MissCiss28:	I *hope* not. Am *I*? (Although--some of them are.)
W1ndrBoy003:	I don't find you whiny
MissCiss28:	Thank you.
	Hello, gorilla.
	(besides, you can totally blame Cassie for me watching this show. She was all about this when we were in YJ. NOT my fault.)
W1ndrBoy003:	I like that electric fish
	It pleases me.
MissCiss28:	it is kind of cool
	::laughs:: you are such a geek
W1ndrBoy003:	Bob is apparently awesome?
MissCiss28:	He is very awesome.
	He built a bench!
W1ndrBoy003:	Wow, really?
MissCiss28:	Yup--and fixed the hut roof
W1ndrBoy003:	I want him on my team.
MissCiss28:	He's a physics teacher!
W1ndrBoy003:	...AWESOME
	Think he'll come to my school?
MissCiss28:	I think he's from Maine--maybe if you ask nicely
W1ndrBoy003:	...And Survivor has become the Discovery Channel. Boom de ya da.
MissCiss28:	I love the whole world!
	(I *told* you this show was not as bad as you think. ;) Look! Elephant!)
W1ndrBoy003:	They look like *kids.*
	It's kind of cute.
MissCiss28:	hehe--it is. but most people never get to see elephants up close like that except in a zoo
W1ndrBoy003:	I thought he said he was taking a kayak. That's a canoe. Dumbass.
MissCiss28:	::laughs:: well, I think the dumbass part is that they went out in a canoe in front of a freaking elephant.
	a clearly territorial elephant.
W1ndrBoy003:	DON'T STAND IN THE CANOE, MORON.
	::eyeroll::
MissCiss28:	::snorts::
W1ndrBoy003:	Their reactions are amusing.
MissCiss28:	to the elephant? oh yes.
W1ndrBoy003:	No--Kota's reaction to the Fang membership.
	The looks on their faces.
MissCiss28:	haha, I know--they're so SHOCKED.
	although, to be fair, she did AWESOME in the last competition, and it wasn't fair that she was kicked out
W1ndrBoy003:	Ah.
	Hmm.
	Are all the competitions like this?
MissCiss28:	They're all some level of crazy, yes
	but the fruit throwing looks *fun.*
W1ndrBoy003:	Heh, I'll try it sometime. Titans morale boost. Throw fruit at your leader.
MissCiss28:	::laughs:: Okay, and I want to witness that.
	you could have a club to defend yourself.
W1ndrBoy003:	I think that's only fair.
	So--who am I rooting for. The least stupid team appears to be Kota?
	Or Fang?
	Which is the yellow team?
MissCiss28:	Kota *is* the least stupid team, and yes, they are the yellow--we want them. They have Awesome Bob, the Physics teacher--who apparently is also a lobsterman.
W1ndrBoy003:	Should I be worried?
	;-)
MissCiss28:	No, silly.
W1ndrBoy003:	Fang is winning. That's sad.
MissCiss28:	I wouldn't count Kota out
	Fang tends to be in the lead and then blow it.
W1ndrBoy003:	Ah
MissCiss28:	look, see, half a watermelon!
W1ndrBoy003:	I approve of the color scheme, by the way
MissCiss28:	haha, I am *so* surprised.
W1ndrBoy003:	Ace took that in the face.
	Nice.
MissCiss28:	::laughs::
	who do you think will win?
W1ndrBoy003:	Kota--they got more of the big pieces.
	I may be being optimistic
MissCiss28:	they *did* get half a watermelon
	yay Kota!
W1ndrBoy003:	I like being right.
MissCiss28:	that is shocking information.
	poor Sugar.
	or--not. she *has* the immunity idol--she's going to go live in luxury for a few days
W1ndrBoy003:	...Good deal.
MissCiss28:	it seems like it
W1ndrBoy003:	So--better food, huh?
MissCiss28:	yeees--this is actually a reward they haven't given out before
	(on the show)
W1ndrBoy003:	Evil Empire? Is he from Boston?
MissCiss28:	::laughs:: maybe.
	so--Fang are the Yankees?
W1ndrBoy003:	Damn Yankees.
MissCiss28:	haha
	my poor Knights fan.
W1ndrBoy003:	It's been a *sad* season.
MissCiss28:	so I have heard
W1ndrBoy003:	...I am so spoiled.
MissCiss28:	what do you mean?
W1ndrBoy003:	I see them jump into the water and think "ugh, leeches"
MissCiss28:	hahaha! I agree, though.
W1ndrBoy003:	But then--we have a pool here.
MissCiss28:	You *do* live with Bruce Wayne, love.
W1ndrBoy003:	Yes.
MissCiss28:	I do *not* like this guy.
W1ndrBoy003:	Cry me a river.
	This guy.
MissCiss28:	exactly--they elected him leader, and he quit as leader not even a full day later
W1ndrBoy003:	Nice.
MissCiss28:	(I have NO IDEA why they chose him)
	Look!! Where was Ace's accent?!
	It *changes.* and bothers me.
W1ndrBoy003:	...huh.
MissCiss28:	*You* do better accents.
W1ndrBoy003:	Of course.
MissCiss28:	although that might not really be a fair comparison
W1ndrBoy003:	I'm *Robin.*
MissCiss28:	there we go!
	I was wondering when you'd do that.
W1ndrBoy003:	::laughs::
MissCiss28:	I say leave him behind? I don't think it would change the outcome much.
W1ndrBoy003:	Me too.
MissCiss28:	GC's been known to just sit down and quit in the middle of a challenge.
W1ndrBoy003:	Charming.
MissCiss28:	indeed
W1ndrBoy003:	Another silly challenge.
MissCiss28:	blindfolds are always amusing, though.
W1ndrBoy003:	::snicker:: More entertaining when you're on top of a train.
MissCiss28:	.....
W1ndrBoy003:	What?
MissCiss28:	You've been blindfolded on top of a train.
W1ndrBoy003:	Well, yeah.
MissCiss28:	I suppose it's too much to hope that the train wasn't moving?
W1ndrBoy003:	Of course it was.
MissCiss28:	I don't really know what to say to that.
	So I'll point out how whiny Ace is being.
W1ndrBoy003:	He is being whiny.
MissCiss28:	Watch, if they lose, it's all because of Sugar.
W1ndrBoy003:	Of course.
	Don't you know that it's always the woman's fault?
MissCiss28:	ohhh, Tim.
	It's a good thing I love you.
W1ndrBoy003:	You *know* that's not what I mean.
MissCiss28:	I do.
W1ndrBoy003:	I mean for misogynistic bastards like that who *collect* women.
MissCiss28:	::laughs:: because he's a pimp?
	who whines.
W1ndrBoy003:	Hmm, disappearing accent again, and yes
MissCiss28:	well, when you get hit in the nose with a wooden shield, your accent sometimes changes, duh
W1ndrBoy003:	Not *my* accent. I have a good Gotham accent, just like any other kid in this city.
	;)
MissCiss28:	HAAAA! Can you believe he *listened* to Randy and stopped there? They weren't even on the same tribe before they switched! They've NEVER been on the same tribe.
	you are such an adorable dork.
	also a liar.
W1ndrBoy003:	Why would I lie?
	O:-)
MissCiss28:	the better question, for time, might be why NOT?
W1ndrBoy003:	I'm wounded.
MissCiss28:	no, you are not
	you are Robin. Lying is your job.
W1ndrBoy003:	And my hobby.
MissCiss28:	hobby, really?
	should I be concerned that my boyfriend is such a master liar?
W1ndrBoy003:	I don't lie to you
	...Often.
MissCiss28:	::laughs::
W1ndrBoy003:	I'm more honest with you than I am with anyone but Dick.
	If that helps.
MissCiss28:	I love you. (it does.)
W1ndrBoy003:	I love you too.
	Oh, for God's sake girl, grow a spine!
	And a BRAIN.
MissCiss28:	Thank you for watching Survivor with me, btw. (you are so secretly enjoying it, you know it.)
	Sugar?
W1ndrBoy003:	Yes
MissCiss28:	yeah.
	>_<
	come on. If I had the Idol, and I could not keep it on me at all times, I'd at *least* make it harder to find than *that*
W1ndrBoy003:	Uh, yeah.
MissCiss28:	(because of *course* they look through your stuff.)
W1ndrBoy003:	Yes. I would go through everyone's stuff.
MissCiss28:	::laughs::
	you would, wouldn't you? you totally went through our stuff at YJ HQ, didn't you?
W1ndrBoy003:	I respect the privacy of my teammates.
MissCiss28:	::snort:: and the unofficial answer?
	also, I think Jeff is awesome.
W1ndrBoy003:	Jeff is the host?
MissCiss28:	uh huh
	he calls people out and asks the good questions and just watches them all self-destruct.
W1ndrBoy003:	One must admire someone like that.
MissCiss28:	oh, my dear.
W1ndrBoy003:	Should I take notes?
MissCiss28:	no, I think he's too old for me.
W1ndrBoy003:	::laughs::
MissCiss28:	;-)
	I think Sugar might not be as stupid as she seems? ...then again, maybe not.
W1ndrBoy003:	I hope not.
MissCiss28:	I'm hoping she's playing all of them?
	It would amuse me.
W1ndrBoy003:	They talk about their votes? Whatever happened to secret ballots?
MissCiss28:	not in this game! Although they don't know who voted for who until they come home and watch this
W1ndrBoy003:	Ah.
MissCiss28:	or unless they tell each other, or it's unanimous or something
	so what are you doing while you watch this with me, my dear multi-tasking love?
W1ndrBoy003:	Updating files.
	Oh, god.
MissCiss28:	are you watching this in the Cave?
W1ndrBoy003:	Batman's been behind me for the past 10 minutes.
MissCiss28:	.....
	I am not laughing. I promise.
W1ndrBoy003:	Uh huh.
MissCiss28:	I love you?
W1ndrBoy003:	I love you too
MissCiss28:	does that mean that Batman was watching Survivor too?
W1ndrBoy003:	OW.
	He just whacked the back of my head for thinking about that, thanks.
MissCiss28:	::laughs:: sorry!
W1ndrBoy003:	Uh huh.
	All right, my hour of date-time is up. Time to suit up and head out.
MissCiss28:	::le sigh:: all right, hon. I love you! Be safe!
W1ndrBoy003:	Love you, too. I will. Talk to you later, Ciss.
MissCiss28:	I will tell you all about Grey's Anatomy later. ;-) I know how you hate missing it.
W1ndrBoy003:	....
	'Night!
MissCiss28:	Mwah! Love you!