20 Reasons I Hate the Paparazzi [a pictorial]

[notarrowette]

Okay. So I know I've got an Olympic medal and I've done some acting and commercials and stuff, but SERIOUSLY, I am not that interesting. I had to wait half an hour before I could leave practice this afternoon! And that was because the stupid paparazzi figured out my secret exit!! GYAH.

I hate them. Let me show you why.

To start, I would really like to know how crossing the street is SO DAMN INTERESTING:







OMG, SHE WENT SHOPPING, WHAT DID SHE BUY??







I mean... SERIOUSLY? They took a picture of my GROCERY BAG.



She also travels. I am in the AIRPORT, people. Leave me alone!





And, oh, my car is FASCINATING:





Look, she can drive!



But, I mean. SERIOUSLY???





I do NOT APPROVE.

I am kind of not known for being very cooperative with the paparazzi. I wonder why:







This look is 'I will throw my coffee on you, get out of my way now damn it':



This one is... well, I think I am saying something unpleasant:



I call this one 'Do Not Want':



And this is 'move it or I will run you over, I swear to god':

Comments

[nokidflash.livejournal.com]

I did. ♥. Yay!

Haha, okay. They're not in the same place, but whatever. Maybe for our honeymoon we can just run anywhere you want and see all the animals and stuff.

... that sounds really nice. I'll put a Do Not Disturb sign on the door.

[cisskabob.livejournal.com]

♥

That sounds nice, but what about what you want to do? It's our honeymoon!

Oh, I like that a lot. We can get take-out too, and have it delivered!

[cisskabob.livejournal.com]

♥ I don't usually. The tabloids are completely ridiculous. Mom pays them a lot more attention than I do. (:P Yes. Oh well!)

[nokidflash.livejournal.com]

I want to run all over the world with you. That sounds perfect to me.

That sounds amaaaaaaaaaaaazing. Let's do it.

[cisskabob.livejournal.com]

Then we should do that. We could bring a tent, so we don't have to worry about hotel reservations. (And it would be like the road trip. ♥)

YAY!! Okay!!! :D

[nokidflash.livejournal.com]

I think that's perfect. And I'll talk to someone at S.T.A.R. about getting you some kind of suit and goggles so we can go faster, or at least so there's less stress on your body. It takes a lot of speed to run across water.

I'll order the food, you put on the shorts. ;)

[cisskabob.livejournal.com]

I think it's perfect, too. And that sounds wonderful. I love you.

Hee, yes sir. ;)

[nokidflash.livejournal.com]

I love you, too. Always.

;)

[cisskabob.livejournal.com]

I don't really know who either of them are! But I will take your word for it. ;) I'll manage, though. Sooner or later someone more exciting will do something, and I'm pretty sure once this coming competition is over I'll be less interesting. I hope. :-p

[ihavettk.livejournal.com]

Yeah, don't worry, you're totally boring.

...

In a good way, I mean.

[cisskabob.livejournal.com]

...You are such a dork.

[ihavettk.livejournal.com]

[cisskabob.livejournal.com]

[ihavettk.livejournal.com]

[notakidflash.livejournal.com]

Nope! I learned how, and I need to move cars around for work, but that's about it. I never take transportation if I can help it. Other than the Javelins. Those things are pretty sweet.

(I guess you're right. STILL.)

Re: This will make you feel better.

[notakidflash.livejournal.com]

We should! What kind of party do you think he'd like? I think there should be balloons.

*isn't SWS, but doesn't care*

[lost-robin.livejournal.com]

...you know you can rehire me, right?

*this was meant for either/both verses, so it's all good! :D*

[cisskabob.livejournal.com]

Oh, it's tempting. Hopefully interest will die down again after the competition this weekend.

Of course, they're after Tim as much as me, so I'm just waiting for some incredibly ridiculous headlines about us to pop up. :P

Re: This will make you feel better.

[butimwondergirl.livejournal.com]

There should totally be balloons!!

I will think on this.

Re: *this was meant for either/both verses, so it's all good! :D*

[lost-robin.livejournal.com]

Lemme know, seriously.

*chuckles* I anticipate the pulp.

[traya-tornado.livejournal.com]

Three of the people who took those photos have flights in the next few days. Would it be wrong of me to divert their tickets to Alaska and their luggage to Mexico City?

*looks innocent*

[cisskabob.livejournal.com]

Oh, this is where I'm supposed to discourage you, isn't it?

[cisskabob.livejournal.com]

I will. Thanks, Jason.

::laughs:: You just want new material to tease Tim with.

[lost-robin.livejournal.com]

me? Tease? Never. Never ever!

[cisskabob.livejournal.com]

Oh, right. I must have you confused with another Jason. ;)