PSA

[notarrowette]

I am not in a good mood today. I'm going to go shoot the crap out of a target for a few hours.

And then I don't know what I'm doing because GYAAAAAAH.

ETA: And then I'm going to Cassie's to watch a movie or something.

Comments

[bet-on-bolton.livejournal.com]

Wanda had a monkey?! OMG SHE'S SO AMAZING!

[cisskabob.livejournal.com]

WHY DOES EVERYONE LIKE MONKEYS??

[bet-on-bolton.livejournal.com]

CAUSE THEY'RE SO CUTE. Why did I have to not be in the bakery the one time there's a monkey?!

[cisskabob.livejournal.com]

EVERYONE SAYS THAT. BUT THEY ARE CREEEEPY. I'm sure you will have other chances to see monkeys though, Troy.

[bet-on-bolton.livejournal.com]

No way! I'll hardly ever get chances to see monkeys.

[cisskabob.livejournal.com]

You're in California! There are zoos! And you're friends with Wanda. Just tell her you want to see monkeys. ...But be careful how you say it, because this monkey came into being because Kon jokingly said he wished he had one and Wanda *created* it and then Kon wanted to put it in a zoo and Wanda freaked out. So now I HAVE A MONKEY IN MY APARTMENT AND I DON'T LIKE MONKEYS.

[bet-on-bolton.livejournal.com]

BUT YOU DON'T GET TO HANDLE ZOO MONKEYS! I WANT A PET MONKEY THAT'LL SIT ON MY SHOULDER AND GIVE SNUGGLES. D:

[cisskabob.livejournal.com]

I'm sure that would go over very well in your college dorm.

[bet-on-bolton.livejournal.com]

Or maybe I could get a pet gorilla and then NO ONE IN COLLEGE WOULD DARE QUESTION. Besides, I don't live in a dorm anymore anyways.

[cisskabob.livejournal.com]

Be careful what you wish for, Troy. But I doubt a landlord would be thrilled with a monkey or gorilla either. And TROY, haven't you ever seen Mighty Joe Young or King Kong? Pet gorillas NEVER END WELL.

[bet-on-bolton.livejournal.com]

Oh dude! Having King Kong would be THE MOST AWESOME THING EVER! Who wouldn't want a gorilla the size of a house?!