Ridiculously long meme # 2: Alphabet meme time

[notarrowette]

All right. Bernard said JESUS wants me to do this meme. I can't really argue with that, can I?

A
• Are you available?: No.
• What is your age?: Seventeen
• What annoys you?: Stupid people


B
• Do you know anyone named Billy?: No?
• When is your birthday?: August 12th.
• Who is your best friend?: That's a complicated question. But--Tim.

C
• What's your favorite candy?: Chocolate anything
• Crush?: Tim. ♥
• When was the last time you cried?: ...Not so long ago.

D
• Do you daydream?: Yes.
• What's your favorite kind of dog?: Big and fluffy.
• What day of the week is it?: Friday

E
• How do you like your eggs?: Omelettes
• Have you ever been in the emergency room?: Yes.
• Ever pet an elephant? No

F
• Do you use fly swatters?: When I have to?
• Have you ever used a foghorn?: Yes
• Is there a fan in your room?: At school, yes. Roy's, no.

G
• Do you chew gum?: Occasionally.
• Do you like gummy candies?: Yes.
• Do you like gory movies?: NO.

H
• How are you?: All right.
• What's your height?: 5'7"
• What color is your hair?: Blond.

I
• What's your favorite ice cream?: Chocolate Fudge Brownie
• Have you ever ice skated?: Yes.
• Ever been in an igloo?: No.

J
• What's your favorite Jelly Bean?: Pomegranate!
• Have you ever heard a really hilarious joke?: Yes
• Do you wear jewelry?: Yes

K
• Who do you want to kill? No one.
• Have you ever flown a kite?: Yes.
• Do you think kangaroos are cute?: Yes!

L
• Are you laidback? Sometimes?
• Lions or Tigers?: Tigers. Or lionesses. (I don't know why.)
• Do you like black licorice?: Nooooo!

M
• Favorite movie as a kid?: ...Disney's Robin Hood. You can all shut up now.
• Ever shopped at Moosejaw?: ...I want to now! What is this place?
• Favorite store at the mall?: Bed, Bath and Beyond. Or the sporting good store, or the bookstore.


N
• Do you have a nickname?: Oh yes. My name is technically a nickname!
• What's your favorite number?: 5
• Do you prefer night or day?: Night (old habits die hard?)

O
• What's your one wish?: I don't want to say, in case it jinxes it.
• Are you an only child?: Heh. I grew up as one. But no.
• Do you like the color orange?: No, EW.

P
• What are you most paranoid about?: A lot of things. Losing everyone. Going over the edge again.
• Piercings?: Ears!
• Do you know anyone named Penelope?: Yes--she prefers Penny.

Q
• Are you quick to judge people?: I try not to be.
• Do you like Quaker Oats?: With cinnamon, sugar and milk!
• Know anyone that makes quilts?: I want to learn someday?

R
• Do you think you're always right?: I date Tim. Of course not!
• Do you watch reality TV?: Yes.
• Reason to cry?: I cry too easily, I think.

S
• Do you prefer sun or rain?: Sunshiiiiiiine
• Do you like snow?: Not especially
• What's your favorite season?: Summer!

T
• time is it?: Er--4:31 am.
• What time did you wake up?: I had a nap and woke up from that at 8?

U
• Can you ride a unicycle?: No
• Do you know anyone with a unibrow?: I don't know?
• Uncles do you have?: I don't think I have any of those?

V
• What’s the worst vegetable?: Lima beans
• Did you ever watch Veggie Tales?: Yes! We are the Pirates who don't do anything! Everybody has a water buffalo! WHERE IS MY HAIRBRUSH??
• Ever considered being vegan?: No. I like my meat.

W
• What's your worst habit?: Nail biting?
• Do you like water rides?: Yes!
• Ever been inside a windmill?: Sadly, no.

X
• Have you ever had an x-ray?: Yes.
• Ever used a Xerox machine?: Yep!

Y
• Do you like the color yellow?: I do.
• What year were you born in?: My birth year!
• Do you yell when you're angry?: Sometimes.

Z
• Do you believe in the zodiac?: Not especially
• What's your zodiac sign?: Leo
• When was the last time you went to the zoo?: I don't know

Comments

[ihavettk.livejournal.com]

Singing vegetables teach you to share?

[bernard-dowd.livejournal.com]

Among other things.

[ihavettk.livejournal.com]

Weird.

[bernard-dowd.livejournal.com]

Very. But amusing, nonetheless.

[ihavettk.livejournal.com]

I'll take your word for it.

[cisskabob.livejournal.com]

Of course!! You will like the Pirates Who Don't Do Anything. Also probably "I love my lips."

[ihavettk.livejournal.com]

I do like my lips...

[cisskabob.livejournal.com]

AND I'VE NEVER BEEN TO BOSTON IN THE FAAAAAALL.

[ihavettk.livejournal.com]

That's bizarre. And I've been to Boston in the fall.

[cisskabob.livejournal.com]

::sigh:: When did you become no fun?

[ihavettk.livejournal.com]

Psh. I am tons of fun. I just don't understand singing vegetables!

[cisskabob.livejournal.com]

And that is just SAD.

[mrsarcastic003]

...

This is really strange.

[cisskabob.livejournal.com]

...Okay, yes, that one is kind of strange. But there are other ones that are cleverly funny! Like the Bellybutton song, where the squash is sad he has no bellybutton and the doctor raps this:

"You say your bellybutton's missing, there's no reason for alarm
It's a common thing for gourds, it won't do you any harm
You're technically a fruit and with that much being said,
Your umbilical equivocal is up there on your head!
You could opt for a prosthetic but of course you'd have to know
It'd be covered by your shirt, but not your HMO!"

See!! Kids' song with four-syllable words! And you have to imagine that being rapped by a caterpillar with an Indian accent.

...Technically he's half-caterpillar, half-worm. But he is okay with that now.

[mrsarcastic003]

Um... huh? I mean--yay vocabulary, but huh??

[bernard-dowd.livejournal.com]

I think it's something you had to see at a certain age for it to be really effective and/or funny.

It'll probably be a lot better if you're drunk and/or high.

[mrsarcastic003]

Sadly, I am neither. Not even on good painkillers.

OH! I'm freeeeee! Finally! Guess who's hitting the streets tonight?!

[bernard-dowd.livejournal.com]

You can have some of mine.

You are! (I'm a good guesser.) I'm not hitting any streets tonight. I've had enough of both of those ideas for a nice, long time.

[mrsarcastic003]

...You have the good painkillers? What's going on? Are you okay?

[bernard-dowd.livejournal.com]

In the hospital. Ask Cissie.

[mrsarcastic003]

Fuck, Bernard. What hospital?

[bernard-dowd.livejournal.com]

I'm fine, really.

[mrsarcastic003]

...I'm pretty sure I haven't led a deprived childhood.

[cisskabob.livejournal.com]

I think possibly these would entertain you more if you had company while watching them. Especially if said company was being very silly?

[mrsarcastic003]

Well they are silly songs.